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Saul Bollox 8:45 Fri Aug 28
The high pitch whooping noise that people make instead of clapping or cheering

People who do this should be taken out and executed. It gets on my fucking nerves

Admiral Lard 11:54 Sat Aug 29
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even when their boobs hurt.....

MrCrowmanSir 11:25 Sat Aug 29
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Nurse Ratched 1:09 Sat Aug 29

I always make a high whooping noise whilst making love to a fox, it heightens the pleasure.

Saul Bollox 11:23 Sat Aug 29
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Who on here was whooping when the third goal went in?

Nurse Ratched 1:09 Sat Aug 29
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Joe C - that's because they're doing sex PROPERLY.

Boycie 11:45 Sat Aug 29
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Miserable old buggers

cygnet 11:10 Sat Aug 29
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I can't do it. Whooooooooo!
See... rubbish.

wanstead_hammer 9:30 Sat Aug 29
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Your mum 12:03 - ha ha, good shout on the Nature Boy.
Wooooooooooooooooooo!

Joe C 9:26 Sat Aug 29
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Foxes when they're having sex. Sound like they're murdering each other

Leonard Hatred 9:23 Sat Aug 29
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You know what I hate?












Pakistanis.

1985 9:08 Sat Aug 29
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Alfie 12:16 Sat Aug 29

I have missed your musings. Where have you been?

Grumpster 12:16 Sat Aug 29
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Ha ha, Rick flair is a monster blast from the past.

I heard the undertakers contract is ending soon and couldn't believe the bloke isn't about 60 years old.

Alfie 12:16 Sat Aug 29
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'Scoop- a - roop - a noop - a - glands beef'.

The sound you can produce from a peregrine falcon if you grasp it by the beak and play it like a funky bagpipe xylophone.

If you whisper in its feathered ears you should also be able to get it to bang out a sound like a mouse playing tiny drums with uncooked spaghetti for drumsticks.

A sort of 'pramp - a - scant and ramp a- twant - tat'. Like a spider playing the bongos with its little hairy legs sir.

Squeeze his nose and it sounds like food moving through your belly coil, girgling like mess being sucked down the pipes of a church organ.

In fact much like the popping of the head of a daddy long lesg flying uncontrollably into a kebab shop fly electrocutor, while drunk ugly customers order doner slop and chips on the way home as a substitue comfort for the sex they wont be having

Your mum 12:03 Sat Aug 29
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(Cups hands) Wooooooooooooooooooo!

Limousine riding, private jet flying, designer suit wearing Nature a Boy Rick Flair! wooooooooooooooooo!

Alfie 11:44 Fri Aug 28
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Have you ever heard two geese slagging one another off whilst pecking mouldy bread?

I fucking have. My god, and it was beautfiful. It was the sound we hear in the porches of our ears as the tendrils of death embrace us and the lifes light ebbs its last fronds under our closing lidded eyes.

It was like the sound of orgiastic dirty sex coming out of a massive fucking bathroom airing cupbaord, the towels all warm and toasty within, pants and other undergarments drying in its balmy interior hinterland

Hammer and Pickle 11:43 Fri Aug 28
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All the schizophrenics I know have had arguments with televisions.

Alfie 11:38 Fri Aug 28
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The only similarity i can think of in nature is the low husky trill of the crested zimbabwean joocka koo bird, which has been known in certain conditions and atmospherics to emit a kind of low, soggy 'parumphy a-rumph' shriek, which some have likened to the last utterances of a fox having its tits cut off.

Professor jacopone walump famously recorded two arse faced birds in papua new guinea engaging in the rarely seen intricate and beautiful courting song of the wanker bird. Onlookers reported that their enrapt din was akin to the baritone whelping of a gigantic fucking ostrich unleashing an arse parp into a full ampitheatre whilst people of low iq shouted at televisions

Grumpster 11:19 Fri Aug 28
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I think a "wooooohhhhh" is acceptible depending on the circumstances.

At a sporting event isn't one of them.

Cor Blimey 11:16 Fri Aug 28
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you say people but it aint people, its split arses. Its attention seeking. It this kind of trollop that does her make up on the train.
Look at me, I'm so fucking bland I have to whoop.
Cunts

Aalborg Hammer 10:13 Fri Aug 28
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AND ..."YOU DA MAN !!!!!"

Alex Bunbury 10:13 Fri Aug 28
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It's not just Aussie cricketers we've started doing it as well unfortunately.

Dapablo 10:07 Fri Aug 28
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Don't worry it'll soon all be over.

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